Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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