She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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