Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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