I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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