love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
where does the pee come out of this thing
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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