the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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