Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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