This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
do nipples grow back?
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