If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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