It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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