That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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