I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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