I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just high enough for therapy.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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