I have demons in me.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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