doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
