We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
