dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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