my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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