Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
one might say we're banned from that church
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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