dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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