So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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