i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
