Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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