You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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