we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
