As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
