So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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