im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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