What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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