i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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