Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
