No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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