i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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