I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
