ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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