Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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