She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I forget how to act sober
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