apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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