So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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