went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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