So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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