This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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