My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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