so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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