i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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