he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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