My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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