bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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