I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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