Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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