i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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