This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize