Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Is it penis luge time yet?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We are all done wearing pants today
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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